So, whilst T&W and friends were watching their little sons play football, the conversation turned to pelvic floors; Whinger misheard and said she was having one fitted in her bathroom and hoped it wouldn't be too slippery. Then Ruderag, always one to boast, said that she was strengthening her pelvic floor muscles right there and then. Admittedly,she did have a strained look on her face. But then, T&W was stuck with unfortunate image of Ruderag's pelvic floor and went right off her Moccachino!
Pregnancy, giving birth etc always a shock to new mums. T&W thinks hospital should tell it straight "Yes Ms X, we suggest you strip naked in front of a load of strangers, get used to it for a bit. Maybe lie on a table in the canteen and stick your legs in the air?"
There are even more people present for caesarians, a whole audience!
Hello and welcome to my Big Fat Caesarian! (Loud Applause and whistles) Introducing - Chris the anaesthetist, Gary his assistant, Mr Kennedy the Obstetrician (loud cheers), some guy called Mike on his lunchbreak, Dom with the doughnuts (yeyyy), Sarah the midwife, Carol the student nurse, Luke on the government Back to Work initiative (more cheers), Andy on school work experience - come on Andy give us a smile for your facebook pic - don't look so nervous, Pete the male nurse who sings the numbers from Glee, some guy from Pediatrics that Pete fancies (yeyyyy), some bloke who's come to fix the photocopier (loud applause), oh and the the mum to be, better make room for her (Zumba style whoops). And the baby's father, where's he? Couldn't get a ticket? Shame.
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