If T&W hears Pretensia/ Clotheshorse/ Fitness Freak going on once more about how they've found the perfect marble kitchen worktop that coordinates with their husband's tartan slippers/ threadveins on their inner thigh/ bottom of the cat litter tray, she will scream!
T&W def not a domestic goddess although sometimes tries. Googled "raspberry blinds with beads" in hope of finding simple blinds for kitchen with ornate beads aka Monsoon/Indian style and entered parallel universe of sex perversion! Search engine offered (optimistically) "vibrator - raspberry pink", "catsuit with zipper", "catsuit with lace front" - T&W wondering about controversial decision of "catsuit with both zipper and lace front" when spotted next option "nipple clamps with chain". After much thought, T&W decided that a kitchen blind consisting of pink vibrators and a selection of nipple clamps with chain would not be suitable. Although an interesting dinner party topic, would let too much light in and allow a window of opportunity to nosey neighbours in eyesore new-build next door! Ps. Please share with unenlightened T&W when you're meant to wear catsuit. Surely only for Batman/Robin themed parties? Must make mental note to ask Nude Trude.
