If someone comes up to you and tells you they've just had a Brazilian and it's made their hair shiny, do not look at them with disgusted face and think "who is this maniac I just met yesterday at Zumba class who's now telling me intimate details I don't want to know at the cold meat counter at Sainsburys." Take a deep breath. You may want to put those lamb chops back because you've gone right off them to be honest but don't be alarmed! Look at their head and notice hair is shiny because she (and it invariably is a she as men for some reason not embracing having shiny, straight hair) will be talking about the new Keratin Brazilian hair treatment that straightens hair and is all the rage at school with many mums, swishing shiny, straight hair around and looking like top supermodels. Yes, seriously. So pick up those lamb chops again safe in the knowledge that you haven't been verbally abused by a stranger.
T&W has never had Keratin treatment (ha, not big surprise to anyone who's seen T&W's hair recently sticking up like gone through a hedge backwards) but apparently Keratin has had formaldehyde taken out of formula so not quite as strong. T&W thought this quite funny; Damien Hirst must be gutted as was prob planning new art project "Primary school mum's head in formaldehyde!".
Nude Trude (ex porn star mum) would def use Keratin treatment although she's busy at the moment with new career of sports massage therapist, always boasting how she didn't have to re-train. Naturally, Clotheshorse is fan of Keratin as has sleek perfect hair framing tangerine orange face at all times. Her perfect hair never moves out of place even when tottering along on leopard skin stilettos behind large labrador on lead - ha, v. funny.
