Primary School Pyjama Party Gatecrashed!

Once again, a highlight of the prestigious PTA calendar had arrived; The Pyjama Party! The idea was that the children, wearing their pyjamas, would come back to the school in the evening for a mock bedtime, involving sleeping bags, bedtime stories, teddy bears and hot chocolate. All well and good but parents had recently been getting into the spirit too. T&W couldn't help feeling uncomfortable seeing Mr Fit prancing around in his Calvin Klein pyjamas that left little to the imagination. Unsurprisingly, Nude Trude's black negligee led to a few gasps followed by surpressed giggles when Virginia, the headmistress arrived wearing a Wee Willie Winkie nightcap and no hint of a smile! A few of the teachers were wearing the usual stripey pyjamas and bunny slippers getup; overall prize had to go to Mrs Cleghorn, the music teacher for her Babydoll nighty and 5 inch-heeled slip-ons with pink pom-poms. With legs like tree trunks, a thigh high mini-dress was a brave choice for someone estranged to fashion! Pretensia arrived late wearing a Prada dressing gown in fuchsia. She looked furtive, whispering suggestively to Mr Fit, throwing her hair back flirtatiously and laughing wildly at every merest hint of a joke. "I can't take this off" she purred, "I'm naked". Mr Fit lost control of his hands and spilt his hot chocolate down his Calvin Kleins. Quick as a flash, Nude Trude was the first to offer first aid and was down on her knees before Mr Fit could shout "help!". Pretensia left seething and was spotted later in the carpark, slumped over the steering wheel stuffing her face with marshmallows.